Annual pass holder.
I like things, but lets not kid ourselves; I like other things too. I do stuff like make gifs. I get by with a little help from my friends (aka the fictional characters in disney movies).

"I have just met you and I love you." - Up

Wendy: Once upon a time there was a boy named Peter Pan, who decided not to grow up -
Hook: Skip the prologue.

Where's my hook

Wars not make one great.